MJT

My sister, MJT, wants to be more a part of my blog. Therefore, she has demanded that I incorporate a section dedicated to her quotes. She also has her own post label that allows you to see all the posts about or dedicated to her.

As she told me tonight,

"That was funny! Put that on your blog!"

MJT: "Thank you for this honor. Now where's my medal?"

• "Some Christians are just stupid."
• "I would have (Loki's) babies so fast!"
• "CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG IS A LIE!!!!!!! I'm so upset!!!!"
• "One day, I will have a husband and won't have any idea what to do with him."
• "SIL A, I like your dishes." "Thanks. They were a wedding present." "Dang! I need to get married so people will buy me wedding presents."
• "I like to make noises with my mouth." (sounds like baby elephant)
• "Because my uterus demands it!"
• "I got so excited and my eye twitched some more."
• "Sharing is Caring....but not herpes."
• "I require your counsel."
• "I know about....fertilization."
• "I want a Mogwai sooooo bad!!!!!!"
• While watching Episode 1.2 of Grimm: "Who sniffs people before you eat them?"
• "One time I was listening to Avril Lavigne and I thought she sang, "well, I guess I'll never see you naked." I was like, what?!?! Well, she is Canadian."
• (singing) "I knew you were trouble when....you didn't load right away!!"
• "Did you just pee your pants?! I love watching you watching TV. Your face is the best!! And you jump! hahahahaha....I can't breathe...." (as she falls over in bed and the computer gives me a great view of her ceiling via Skype.)
• MJT looking at my Architecture and When I Buy A House... Boards on Pinterest: "These are things I never knew I wanted."
• If you're in need of a good laugh, listen to someone read Genesis chapter 10 out of the King James Version of the Bible. Read it tonight during scripture study via Skype with MJT, finished the chapter, looked up and she was crying and holding her stomach, practically doubled over with laughter. "Are those Middle Eastern names?!? My stomach hurts! We should skip the begat chapters. Listening to you try to pronounce 'Arphaxad' was the funniest thing today."
• "When I was little I used to think Ariel was stupid and couldn't do anything. And then I got older and realized she got herself a man and realized that wasn't an easy thing to do."
• MJT: "Emily, you have an inner black woman." Me: "Everyone has an inner black woman." MJT: "Not me. I think mine is Asian."
• "You have a girl-crush on Adam Levine. I'm sleep-deprived, you know what I mean. You're a girl and he's a crush. Don't put this up on Facebook!"
• Me: "Adam Levine is playing with a baby in the video for "One More Night!!!" MJT: "Did that make your ovaries explode?"
• "Dog years? I thought it was 'dog ears.'"
• Our family grew up listening to the music of Cat Stevens. Our favorite album is "Tea for the Tillerman." We all know the words to every song.....now. The song "But I Might Die Tonight" has the line "one day you'll have a job like mine, job like mine, a job like mine." For years, MJT thought he sang, "one day you'll have a chocolate vine, chocolate vine, a chocolate vine!" When we explained those were not the words, she declared hers were better because who wouldn't want a chocolate vine? 
• "Are you reading my blog?" "No, I'm reading MY page on your blog because I'm awesome and I love me. I'm a narcissist, Emily." "I'm aware."
• Never again will I skype with my sister with the lights off. Curse you, Emily and your freaky hand!!
• On the word dysmenorrhea, "It sounds like ovary diarrhea."
• "That cemetery looks like a graveyard."
• "What's the difference between thick and thin, besides the thick and thin?"
• While driving through New Mexico: "At least I didn't say those hills looked like Hobbit-holes?" To which Brother #4 replied, "But you were thinking it."
• "We're gonna end up naming our daughters after Bryce Dallas Howard's movie characters."