Endorphins are good for you. They keep you younger, etc, etc, yadda, yadda.....
Because many people in my family have, ahem, flatulence issues, this particular story made me laugh. Out loud! In the Houston Public Library. I don't know what hurts worse: dater's cramp or trying to hold in laughter that is making you cry so that the people around you will not be disturbed. Anyway, please enjoy this brief moment of bathroom-esque humor.
"The Fart That Almost Altered My Destiny"
Oh, and don't judge me. You've all had these moments. Be grateful you're not a cow or horse. They can't pass gas and either get punctured in the gut to release the bubble or die.
AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I have tears in my eyes!!!!! Omg! Good way to start my day (: Was this a true story? ??
ReplyDeleteUm, wrong. Cows and horses can and do pass gas. Lots of it.
ReplyDeleteBut oh my holy hurting tummy - I laughed *very* hard at that little story.