Earlier Today on Facebook

I posted to my sister's wall to get her attention for Skyping and the following spontaneously occurred. While we were on Skype.

Me: "I'm not a stranger. We've met before."
MJT: "We have?"
Rachel: *greatly anticipates next line*
Me: "Don't you remember?"
(silence for the space of 75 seconds)
Me: (laughing hysterically) MJT: "Oh, crap! I don't remember the next line! I've gotta go on YouTube real quick!"
Me: "Sad, MJT. 'You said so yourself: Once Upon A Dream.'"

R: :-O *panicking*

MJT: "No! No, no! You're not supposed to do it for me!!" *angrily huffs*
Me: "You didn't know. You're still looking for it on the YouTube!!"
MJT: "Hmph!" *just chin in the air. Angrily listens to 'Once Upon A Dream'*
MJT: "Aha! *mimics Prince Philip, tries to make voice deeper* "I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream."
MJT: *nonchalantly waits for Rachel to comment while trying to come off as sublte and impassive*
Me: "Passive not impassive."

(This leads to a reading of the definition of the two words and a mild verbal disagreement over Skype)

MJT: "Oh no! Someone took notice of my subtle comment."
Me: "Someone needs editing...."
MJT: *Chooses to ignore ^ comment*
R: *excited! :D*

(Verbal discussion over Skype)

Me: "I have been given a Royal Decree to start another conversation."
MJT: *looks around innocently"
Me: "We should go on the road as a 2 Woman Play."
MJT: "I cannot commit to a life on the road. Too much pavement."
R: "Melly is too much of a writer for such a life."

Me: "I am removing the superfluous buns."

MJT: "My best friends knows me well. Too well." *narrows eyes suspiciously*
R: "No need to get suspicious now buddy. You only tell me everything." B-)

MJT: "You do realize that "Father of the Bride" is not a cartoon, right?"

MJT: "Just because I tell you everything doesn't mean you have to remember said things."

Me: "Martin Short's character could be described as cartoon-ish. Fronk!"

R: "If you don't want me to remember them then why tell me?" :-I

(over Skype) MJT: "I can't remember what the chicken line is!!"

Me: "I want the chipper chicken."

MJT: "I have lost this discussion."
Me: "I second that you have lost this discussion." *nods head*
MJT: *fluffs out cape, pushes it behind her, striking a pose similar to Superman*
"I have decided to flee.
*leaps off of bed to retrieve hot cocoa*

And

SCENE

(curtsy right, curtsy left) Thank you! Thank you!


If you are unfamiliar with Disney's "Sleeping Beauty," the scene MJT couldn't remember line-for-line can be seen below.